Saturday, 15 December 2018


As HMS Brexit
sailed out to sea
On board was the detritus
Of you and yes me,

Wailing and gnashing
Our teeth in despair
That Jacob Rees-Mogg
Was not suffering there?

For he’d skipped the boat,
And was sitting comfortably
On a large pile of money
But no not you,
or indeed me?

Instead we were wallowing
Hip deep in shit
As the boat sank beneath us
The Tramp Steamer;
HMS Brexshit.