Saturday, 15 December 2018

HMS BREXIT




As HMS Brexit
sailed out to sea
On board was the detritus
Of you and yes me,

Wailing and gnashing
Our teeth in despair
That Jacob Rees-Mogg
Was not suffering there?

For he’d skipped the boat,
And was sitting comfortably
On a large pile of money
But no not you,
or indeed me?

Instead we were wallowing
Hip deep in shit
As the boat sank beneath us
The Tramp Steamer;
HMS Brexshit.